Alien Nation Expandor Silicone Dildo

The AlienNation Story:

After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we knew it. What life remained would be mutant, deviant, yet wondrous, in its spectral, shape-shifting scope. Welcome to the new Nation...the AlienNation. 

The Expandor Story:

Amidst the scorched wreckage of the AlienNation, Expandor’s metallic flesh, storm-born of fusion and chaos, swells with a seismic groan, expanding to twice its size! As its form doubles, its skin becomes only more luminescent. while flora, fauna, finch and falcon quiver in rapture, it is very clear that this is no ordinary apocalyptical; each inflation is a sacred pulse, each inhale a summons. In a land where shame has no no name, Expandor rises divine as king of pump and grind..