Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards

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Spice up your poker night with a hand that truly stands outb Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards! These uproariously funny cards feature a realistic and amusing penis pattern that's sure to get the laughs rolling before you even deal the first hand. Built to withstand spills, sweat, and tears of laughter, these waterproof wonders are perfect for those wild game nights with friends. Get ready to raise eyebrows and stakes; it's time to show your friends who's got the biggest... sense of humor! Grab your deck today and let the games beginb because why play hard when you can play hard-on?

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Orders are charged and processed immediately, so cancellations aren’t possible. For health/safety, returns aren’t accepted for used, opened, or intimate items (e.g., toys, lingerie, harnesses, piercing items). Eligible returns must be unused, in original packaging, with proof of purchase. Damaged/defective items can be exchanged within 7 days; after that, contact the manufacturer.

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We ship quickly, securely, and discreetly. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days; expedited arrives in 1–3. Rates are shown at checkout by method, location, and order size. U.S. orders over $100 (after discounts) get free standard shipping. All orders arrive in plain, unmarked packaging. Orders process in 1–2 business days, with tracking emailed once shipped.

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