Fundies Foot Long Thong with Paper Ruler

Bring a wink and a grin to the bedroom with the Fundies Foot Long Thong, a cheeky novelty thong that comes complete with its own paper ruler. This is playful lingerie at its most lighthearted, made for couples who like to keep things fun, flirty, and free of pressure. It is the kind of gift that breaks the ice, sparks a laugh, and sets an easy, confident mood for the night.

Cut as a men's thong in classic black, the one size design is built for comedy and comfort in equal measure, slipping on for a memorable reveal. Whether it is a bachelor party gag, a birthday surprise, or just a way to lighten things up, this novelty underwear delivers the punchline. Tuck the paper ruler in alongside for the full bit. Bold, body positive, and unapologetically silly, the Fundies Foot Long Thong proves that great intimacy often starts with a shared sense of humor.