Suck A Bag Of St Nick's Dicks
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Introducing our newest holiday candy, Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks! This hilarious treat is the perfect way to spread some naughty festive cheer. Imagine your friends' and family's looks when they unwrap a bag of these sugary, phallic-shaped candies. It's a surefire way to get a few laughs and maybe even a few blushes!
These bad boys come a 3oz bag of approx. 100 pieces per bag, so you can share the naughty fun with everyone on your list. Stick 'em in stockings, slip 'em under the tree, or leave 'em out for all to enjoy. Who knows, they might even smile at old St. Nick's face!
So, what are you waiting for? Grab a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks and let the holiday hijinks begin! Just don't blame us if you end up on the naughty list.
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Orders are charged and processed immediately, so cancellations aren’t possible. For health/safety, returns aren’t accepted for used, opened, or intimate items (e.g., toys, lingerie, harnesses, piercing items). Eligible returns must be unused, in original packaging, with proof of purchase. Damaged/defective items can be exchanged within 7 days; after that, contact the manufacturer.
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We ship quickly, securely, and discreetly. Standard delivery takes 3–5 business days; expedited arrives in 1–3. Rates are shown at checkout by method, location, and order size. U.S. orders over $100 (after discounts) get free standard shipping. All orders arrive in plain, unmarked packaging. Orders process in 1–2 business days, with tracking emailed once shipped.
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